What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 08:52

Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are some ballbusting stories?
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Which movies have the best endings?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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From Russia With Love
Dr No
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!